You Know You’re Getting Old When…
Posted in Age on March 28, 2008 | No Comments »
You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.
You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your [...]
